Cross-Dressers from Pluto, Roberts Glenn Lazar

Raised in a secret convent in Area 51, young Maggie is caught up in alien plans for global warming in this hilarious satire of political correctness featuring Amelia Earhart, J. Edgar Hoover, Elvis Presley, Jimmy Hoffa, Joseph Smith, Harry S. Truman, D.B. Cooper, Howard Hughes, Stalin, with re-appearances of the Jello Brothers, the German agents Heinz and Huntz, Captain French, galactic toads, and more evil mimes than you can shake a stick at--which is highly recommended. Political correctness may never recover from this no-holds-barred satirical novel about a galactic conspiracy to raise ocean levels on planet Earth to suit an alien species, a conspiracy that only Maggie can stop.