Not Your Mothers Goose proves that fairy tales and nursery rhymes arent just for kids anymore. Envision it as the Cliffs Notes of childrens stories -- if Cliffs Notes was overtaken by Dave Barry or the folks at The Onion. Not Your Mothers Goose is a series of totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy tale recaps, along with a host of hilarious fake news stories and headlines ranging from Old MacDonald bombing on Wheel of Fortune after only buying vowels to Pinocchio succumbing to a lengthy battle with Dutch Elm Disease. Mix in illustrations reminiscent of Gary Larsons classic Far Side cartoons, and youre left with a madcap read that will leave you laughing all the way from Rumpelstiltskins Twitter feed to Humpty Dumptys Facebook page (where Jack is still trying to grow a beanstalk--in FarmVille).